Things I learned from Valentine's Day

- Every male under the age of 40 in Los Angeles has a six pac of ab (Including 17 year olds. I guess they do crunches in between geometry and English)

- Every woman in Los Angeles has a pair of Christian Louboutins

- 10 year olds can ride bicycles around Los Angeles without getting killed

- Women are somehow attracted to Patrick Dempsey

- Patrick Dempsey will only play doctors

- Taylor Swift can't pretend she went to high school, because she didn't go to high school

- Ashton Kuchter isn't good enough for Jessica Alba (sorry I do think Ashton Kuchter is attractive)

- Jessica Biel is alone on Valentine's day (haha yeah right)

- Wait, Jamie Foxx, didn't you win an Oscar? What are you doing in this movie?

- Julia Roberts, you did too but it's not surprising you're in this movie.

- Garry Marshal should really just stop making movies

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