Things I learned from Valentine's Day

- Every male under the age of 40 in Los Angeles has a six pac of ab (Including 17 year olds. I guess they do crunches in between geometry and English)

- Every woman in Los Angeles has a pair of Christian Louboutins

- 10 year olds can ride bicycles around Los Angeles without getting killed

- Women are somehow attracted to Patrick Dempsey

- Patrick Dempsey will only play doctors

- Taylor Swift can't pretend she went to high school, because she didn't go to high school

- Ashton Kuchter isn't good enough for Jessica Alba (sorry I do think Ashton Kuchter is attractive)

- Jessica Biel is alone on Valentine's day (haha yeah right)

- Wait, Jamie Foxx, didn't you win an Oscar? What are you doing in this movie?

- Julia Roberts, you did too but it's not surprising you're in this movie.

- Garry Marshal should really just stop making movies

skkiiiiip it

Boston v. New York II

Boston: The city that you can make your own and get what you want.

New York: The city where everyone is getting what they want and you have to struggle to get your own piece.


This was in my head more elegantly earlier tonight.

new york city fashion

I've been trying to describe the style of the fashionable people in New York. I believe it is a mixture of sea captain and ivy league professor. Nerdy ugly glasses are a must, as well as brown oxford shoes, or ankle boots. A Native American print something is optional.

I see these people and they stick out to me so clearly, and I can't tell if it's just because they're wearing expensive clothes, or just different clothes than what I'm used to seeing.

Today at the Brooklyn Flea they were so many of them, it made me think that the The Satorialist has a somewhat easy job - these people are everywhere! From what I can remember, no Uggs, and definitely no Northface. Amen.

New York abundances

-pickles
-ridiculous fur hats
-black and white cookies

This was a huge, expensive mistake. I would give anything right now to be waking up and going to classes tomorrow. I would pay my parents for the housing here. Six months. Awesome.

This could not come soon enough

Boston v. New York

Things I will miss about Boston:
- mostly friends 1, 2, and 3
- the time of the place
- living so close to my brother
- my room! my lovely single room in my really nice apartment
- getting to know the city better everyday
- the South End
- meeting new people
- being a student with vacations to look forward to
- everything being so close in the city
- having 3 day weekends for the past 6 months


Things I won't miss about Boston:
- the wind
- winters that last until June
- massholes
- my prepubescent, passive aggressive, annoying housemates who happened to live in the apartment where my awesome room was
- massholes
- the T, especially the green line
- I don't care about the red sox
- or the patriots
- the freshman looking so young
- massholes

Things that I am looking forward to in New york:
- being way closer to home
- eating at all of these food places
- being in one of the best cities in the world
- having a ton of fun
- Beacon's closet
- living in Brooklyn
- possibly seeing Tina Fey or Anthony Bourdain
- even more realistically pretending that I am Liz Lemon

Things that I am worried about being in New York:
- I won't like what I'm going to do there
- not having people to hang out with to have good times
- not meeting any new people or making new friends
- having my friends in Boston forget about me
- missing out on things in Boston
- everyone lying about visiting me (I won't believe it until it happens!)



This is the first time in 3 years I don't have a residence in Boston. I don't 'live' there anymore, but it is still my second home.